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MrIbra

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British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough, use an ashtray.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me.

You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.

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Contains the word f**k ( a lot ) - Comedy

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I went to see an escort last night. She advertised a real girlfriend experience.
When I got there she opened the door and said,
"You're late, I bet you've been down the pub."  We didn't speak for the rest of the night and I ended up sleeping on the sofa.

 

 

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I'm still a ©Derp ok.
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The Apple i-Tit chip, can store and play stereo music in women's breast implants.
will cost between $499 and $699, depending on‘speaker size’.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained
about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.


I've just been sacked from my job as a bingo caller.
Apparently "A meal for two with a hairy view" is not an appropriate way of calling out number 69

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Just now, Devajufan said:

Something to try during BBN!

I'm not sure you should climb anything while drunk! xD

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Just now, MrIbra said:

I'm not sure you should climb anything while drunk! xD

Haven't stopped me (yet :ph34r:)...

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